id be glad to
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
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I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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