your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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