you guys were way drunker than both of me
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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