respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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