He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
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I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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