I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, beer. Big fan.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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