The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
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