Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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