I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
