So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
