why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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