he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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