You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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