id be glad to
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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