She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Randomize
