Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
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Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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