I'm lost and stupid without you.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
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I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
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He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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