He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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