Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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