Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
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Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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