Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
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do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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