I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
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splinters make it hard to masturbate
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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