That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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