This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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