I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I wish there were birth control emojis
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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