when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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