He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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