Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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