so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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