There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
look no pants
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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