hell yes lets make some ravioli
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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