all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
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She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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