But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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