his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm like, not good at living.
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sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
