Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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