If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
And the cops told us we were all naked.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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