found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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