we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
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Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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