no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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