but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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