I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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