BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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