so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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