I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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