she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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