You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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