bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
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Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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