okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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