Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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