everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
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So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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