You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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