i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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