Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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