Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
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never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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