It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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