i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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